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- Did you hear about the roof with two antennaes? They were in love and decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much, but I heard the reception was great.
- Two scientists, a Russian and Czech, go to Alaska to study grizzly bears. After the two go missing, a search party goes out to find them. They find their camp with no sign of the scientists and two bears, a male and female. They capture the female but the male gets away. They kill the female and cut her open to see if she ate the scientists. They find the arm of the Russian. So they figure, the Czech is in the male.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic? He stays up late at night wondering if there is a dog.